Hippopotamus Milk is Pink
That's why you're
still reading this right now.
Trust Me.
it's like buying Bitcoin in 2010.
you’re basically printing money.
Ok But What’s Next?
glad you asked.
attention is step one, but it’s just the hook.
what really prints the cash?
"Trust"
and the fastest way to build trust online?
“email copywriting”
most people sleep on it, but the truth is:
the average business makes up to 30% of their revenue from emails alone.
that's right.
not ads.
not cold DMs.
not TikTok trends.
just well-written, well-timed, value-packed emails.
the kind that don’t just sell…they connect.
they make people wait for your name to pop up in their inbox.
and when it does?
cha-ching.
"sounds like a Lot of Work"
yeah… if you’re doing it wrong.
but if you know what you're doing?
one email.
ten sentences.
thousands in revenue.
every. single. week.
still ignoring email?
might be time to rethink that.
"Yeah But How"
well to begin with
Copywriting
Engaging website copy, ad campaigns, and social content designed to grab attention and inspire action.
Marketing Strategy
Tailored campaigns that combine creativity with data-driven insights to deliver measurable growth.
Brand Messaging
From taglines to tone guides—build a voice that’s clear, consistent, and unforgettable.
Email Marketing
AKA "ME"
Don't just take my word for it?
Look for your self
Here is an email i wrote for Adidas
Here is a landing page I wrote for this other guy (Jake)
and here just a couple hundred more
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I mean You get the point